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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

如果你亲她, 那你就没着名流风姿

If you don't, you are not a man

可是如果你不亲她, 那你就不算女子汉!

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

如果你赞美她, 她会以为你只是在阿谀她

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If you don't, you are good for nothing

但如果你不赞美她, 那你就一无是处了!

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

如果你完全同她的话, 那你真能干。

If you don't, you are not understanding

如果你不满意, 那就默示你底子不了解。

If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man'

如果你把氛围控制的很浪漫, 你就一定是情场老手。

If you don't you are half a man

如果不是, 那你底子还不敷成熟。

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring

如果你太常往找她, 她会以为烦腻。

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

可是如果你不往找她, 她会叱责你欺骗她的感情。

If you are well dressed, she says you are a IT

你如果穿的帅一点, 她会说你是IT。

If you don't, you are a dull boy

穿的破烂点, 那你又是傻里傻气的家伙。

If you are jealous, she says it's bad

如果你妒忌, 她会说如许是不对的。

If you don't , she thinks you do not love her

可是如果你完全不妒忌, 她又会以为你底子不爱她。

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her

你如你试图对她调情, 她会以为你不恭敬她。

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

但如果你不断规规则矩的, 她又会以为你不喜好她。

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait

你若是迟到一分钟, 她会埋怨等的多累多苦。

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

如果她自己迟到了, 她会说女孩子约会迟到是理当如斯的。
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