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（来源：旺旺英语）

The nice men are ugly.

好男子不帅。

The handsome men are not nice.

帅男子欠好。

The handsome and nice men are gay.

又帅又好的男子是异性恋。

The handsome, nice and heteroITual men are married.

又帅又好又不是异性恋的男子都结婚了。

Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

不是很帅可是很好的男子却没有钱。

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

不是很帅可是又好又有钱的男子会以为我们看上的是他们的钱。

The handsome men without money are after our money.

而没有钱可是很帅的男子看上的是我们的钱。

The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heteroITual don’t think we are beautiful enough.

不是很好可是很帅又是异性恋的男子却嫌我们不敷年夜度。

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heteroITual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

又好又有钱又是异性恋又以为我们年夜度的男子却又没胆子。

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heteroITual are shy andnevermakethefirst move!

又好又帅又有点钱并且是个异性恋的男子偏偏含羞并且从不接纳办法。

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

那些从不主动的男子一旦我们接纳主动就对我们失落往快乐喜爱。

Now...whointhehell understands men?

现在，究竟有谁了解男子这东西？

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