英语笑话：绿帽子
A lady walked into a hat shop,The shopkeeper smiled said, Good afternoon,madam.
Good afternoon,the lady answered.There is a green hat with red flowers and blue laces on it in your window.Will you please take it out of there.
Yes madam,the shopkeeper said.I will be very pleased to do that for you.
Do you want it in a box,madam,he asked,or will you wear it?
Oh I dont want it,she answered.I only wanted you to take it out of your window.I pass your shop every day,and I hate to see the ugly thing there!
绿帽
一天一位密斯走进一家帽店。店主浅笑着说：“下战书好，夫人。”
“下战书好，”密斯回答，“橱窗里有一顶绿帽子，下面有赤色的花和蓝色的叶子，能否请你把她拿上去。”
“好的，夫人，”店主说，“宁愿答应为你效力。”
“你是想要把它装在盒子里，夫人”他问，“照旧要戴上它？”
“哦，我不想要它，”她回答道，“我只是要你把它从橱窗里拿走，我每天都从你店前经由，我厌烦瞥见那难看的东西在那边放着。